| interviewer: | ok, what would make you an asset to us? |
| me: | I NEVER cry and have Perfect Mental Health. I enjoy constructive criticism and meaningless labor :) |
omg lol HAI. I'm Danielle and I don't really know how to describe myself. But if you're curious you can always ask! I bite.
• Ask me anything
home
at a job interview
this is so funny wtf
JESUS
Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”
Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*
Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”
| Me: | can I get a glass of wine please? |
| Employee: | sir this is McDonalds |
| Me: | oh fuck I am so sorry... Can I get a McWine? |
i cant believe she posed for a selfie
Bruh…
(via moonsnaps)
